Lindsay Lohan’s Duck Lips

Lindsay Lohan’s gigantic duck lips look great. Normally I have to punch a girl repeatedly in the mouth to achieve such an aesthetically pleasing look. It is great that Lindsay found a doctor to do it for her because my hand is starting to hurt.

For someone who is supposed to be all about munching carpet she is certainly going out of her way to get some DSLs (dick sucking lips). Perhaps this is Lindsay’s way of saying she is ready to get back on the pole. Or she is just hoping people will throw bits of bread at her in the park.