Lindsay Lohan Caught Stealing In Court

Lindsay Lohan was in court yesterday to stand trial for burning down an orphanage and urinating on the charred remains of its children (I think).

Of course Lindsay Lohan was not sentenced to any jail time because Lindsay is a cash cow for the Zionist controlled tabloid industry, so the Jews that run the American justice system allow her to continue to commit crimes with impunity.

That is why it is unlikely that Lindsay Lohan will face charges of theft, even though the court’s security camera appears to have caught Lindsay red-handed stealing various items from the courtroom and off her lawyer in the video above.