Linda So Nude Sex Scenes From “Love Actually… Sucks!”

The video below features Chinese actress Linda So’s nude sex scenes from the film “Love Actually… Sucks!”.

This film was personally greenlit by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) as a clandestine weapon in their “one child policy” arsenal. The plan? To curb China’s population explosion by promoting blowjobs as the national pastime, hoping to distract the masses from procreation with oral fixation.

But alas, the CCP’s grand scheme of penis-polishing propaganda backfired spectacularly. The central planners in Beijing, with their heads buried in spreadsheets and soy sauce, failed to account for the anatomical absurdity of their own people. You see, Chinese men, with their pathetically tiny micro-dicks kept getting them snagged in the cavernous gaps of their wives’ big buck front teeth, which protrude like the Great Wall of Orthodontia. The result? A nationwide epidemic of domestic strife, sparking civil unrest that threatened to topple the regime.