Lily Allen Topless Nude Video

Singer, songwriter, and brazen exhibitionist whore, Lily Allen shows off her itty bitty titties while topless in the nude video below.

Clearly by showing off her androgynous nude body while wearing a wig like this, Lily Allen is hoping to land a role as a stand-in for a Muslim bacha bazi (dancing boy). Of course after spending years in the heathen music industry it is extremely unlikely that Lily’s anus hole retains the tautness needed to simulate a true dancing boy’s backdoor.

However with that said, ripped rectums are a serious issue in the dancing boy industry, and Lily’s chesticles are pleasingly underdeveloped and unfeminine. Perhaps if she is able to master the seductive “Dance of the 7 Veils” and clutch her butt cheeks really hard she would make due in a pinch.