Man The Torpedos, Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On A Yacht In Thong Bikinis

Oh my Allah, Ramadan has come again this year as Kendall and Kylie Jenner are out on the ocean on a yacht in thong bikinis along with Pia Mia Perez, Hailey Baldwin, the rapper Tyga, and “Girls Gone Wild” owner Joe “The Sleazy Jew” Francis.

Needless to say my manhood became extremely rigid and unloaded a mighty blast of ball juice all over the inside of my tunic when I saw the pictures below, for it is not every day that us Muslims get a chance to wipe out so many pieces of unbelievable human trash.

I have got my box cutter ready, and have begone looking into buying a ticket on a submarine. Allah willing I’ll be able to commandeer the vessel, and go down as the greatest martyr the world has ever known by sinking this yacht and sending Kylie, Kendall, and the rest of its garbage passengers down to the bottom of the ocean were they can no longer inflict their depraved filth upon humanity.