Kylie Jenner's Tits And Ass Mourned By Black Men

As we can see in the video below, Black men are in a state of extreme mourning, too pained to even look at Kylie Jenner’s tits and ass after recent reports that she is “madly in love” with her pasty-white twink actor boyfriend Timothée Chalamet.

As one of the few real journalists in the world today, I, Durka Durka Mohammed, went down to Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in Compton to hear from the Sub-Saharan savages in the streets firsthand how they feel about Kylie’s busty bosom and bulbous backside no longer getting “blacked” by their kind…

Luckily, it didn’t take long for me to get the natives to open up, as my rolling down the street in my gold-plated Mercedes quickly got their attention. When a tribe of these dirt skins approached my vehicle, I rolled down my window and demanded their take on Kylie now getting her sin holes poked by Timothée’s soggy-small French baguette…

“Sheeeeit, man!” howled Tyrone #1, gold teeth glinting. Tyrone #2, clutching a switchblade, growled he was so mad about it he’d “stab a cracka high school kid in the heart, yo, feel me, blood?” However, it was Tyrone #3, the most eloquent of the bunch, who gave me the real inside scoop, stating that, it was “unnatural” for a woman like Kylie to be with some “honkey” because the Lord gave her a fat ass and “fucked-up father” so that she would “ride dat black pipe.”

With that, I tossed a few dinars into the street and sped off just as they began pummeling each other over the money.