Kwon Eunbi Big Boobs Bouncing Taking The Music World By Storm

In what can only be described as the biggest thing (or should I say “things”) to come out of the Korean music scene since “Gangnam Style”, pop star Kwon Eunbi has taken the world by storm after putting on one of the greatest live performances in history, bouncing her big bulbous boobs in ultra-high-definition in the video above.

And in case you were wondering if Kwon slipped a nipple in this undulating udder extravaganza, after careful and repeated viewings of this footage I can say with confidence that the screenshot above was the closest she came to exposing her tit topper… Now please give me a minute to rehydrate.

Kwon’s impressive titty talents seem to have come out of nowhere, for as we can see from the compilation video above, her previous dance moves were as lackluster as a North Korean military parade in a monsoon and were severely lacking in pectacular pyrotechnics.

Yes, this new and improved Kwon Eunbi has all the makings of the next big thing in pop music… It is just a shame that she is a slant-eyed succubus whose sideways sin slit no doubt stinks of rancid kimchi.