Kourtney Kardashian Destroys Kim In A Thong Bikini Booty Battle

There are quite a few rivalries among the degenerate gypsy whores known as the Kardashian clan, as you have Kylie competing with Kendall in the junior division, Kris competing with Caitlyn in the senior division, Khloe competing with Rob in the heavyweight division, and of course Kim competing with Kourtney in the middle-aged MILF (mother I’d like to flog) division.

So it should come as no surprise that during their recent vacation to Mexico, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian could not resist squaring off in a thong bikini booty battle with each of them brazenly flaunting their ass cheeks in the photos below.

Unfortunately for Kim this battle was a completely one-sided knockout, for as you can see in the photos below her bloated backside is so utterly revolting that even the hairy stinking rump of an obese mule with intestinal problems would beat her soundly.

Yes Kourtney has a huge advantage in any family bikini booty battle simply by being one of the few Kardashians who has not had barrels of fried chicken grease injected into her ass flaps in an effort to attract black guys. Let this be a lesson to Kylie and Kendall, for the way those two are progressing we will be seeing this exact same battle and result 20 years from now.