Kim Kardashian Offends In A Sports Bra

Kim Kardashian Offends In A Sports Bra

Kim Kardashian offends Islam by brazenly tweeting a picture of herself looking sloppy in a sports bra and sweats with no makeup on. If us Muslims wanted to see what Kim Kardashian looked like in the morning we’d “holla at her” while wearing black face. Not only is Kim Kardashian’s face not nearly pretty enough ..

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Gets Stuck In A Swing

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Gets Stuck In A Swing

Tragedy struck while Kim Kardashian was shooting a scene for E! television’s “Mudshark Week”. After it was cleared of people, Kim went to a public park with her sister Khloe to share a touching moment in which Kim professes her love of purple crayons and whines about being perceived as a whore. Unfortunately, as you ..

Kim Kardashian’s Horrible Bikini Pics

Kim Kardashian’s Horrible Bikini Pics

Kim Kardashian is in Miami today, terrorizing its people with her revolting body in a bikini as you can see in the pics below. How the infidels can find this dumpy troll of a woman attractive is beyond me. Kim Kardashian’s cartoonish sized sex organs, and tranny face are an offense to Allah and the ..

Kim Kardashian Tweets Her Cleavage Pic

Kim Kardashian Tweets Her Cleavage Pic

Times are tough for Kim Kardashian as public opinion of her has been steadily declining since her sham wedding then divorce from Kris Humphries. Ever the multi-tasker, Kim Kardashian tweeted the above pic of her saggy tits in a pushup bra to combat the bad press, and troll for new black dick. This PR stunt ..

Kim Kardashian Shatters Santa’s Pelvis

Kim Kardashian Shatters Santa’s Pelvis

Santa Claus was rushed to the emergency room yesterday after Kim Kardashian completely shattered his pelvis when she sat on his lap. Santa is in stable condition but will require surgery to insert a steel rod into his abdomen after Kim Kardashian’s gigantic ass pulverized his pelvic bone. Santa is expected to make a full ..

Kim Kardashian Divorcing Kris Because He Is ‘Too White’

Kim Kardashian Divorcing Kris Because He Is ‘Too White’

There are a lot of rumors surrounding the reason behind Kim Kardashian ending her marriage to Kris Humphries after just 72 days. Some say that the marriage was a sham for money and publicity, others that Kris was too controlling of Kim, but clearly the most probable reason for the divorce is that Kim Kardashian ..

Kim Kardashian Finally Wears A Burka

Kim Kardashian Finally Wears A Burka

Afters years of prostituting her disgusting feminine curves for fame and fortune, Kim Kardashian has finally wised up and put on a burka. As you can see in the photo above Kim Kardashian has opted for the highly fashionable 2012 black (there is a shock) model. Obviously that half breed husband of Kim’s has been ..

Kim Kardashian Diagnosed With Terminal Ass Cancer

Kim Kardashian Diagnosed With Terminal Ass Cancer

America’s sweetheart Kim Kardashian has announced that she has received the terrifying news that she has been diagnosed with malignant ass cancer. As you can see in the photo above Kim Kardashian bravely points out the large tumorous mass on the x-ray of her ass. Doctors have told Kim, that though it is one of ..

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating Again?

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating Again?

Recently In Touch magazine published a cover story claiming that Kim Kardashian had a 5-month affair with self-proclaimed NFL star (he has only played in 2 games in 5 seasons) Bret Lockett. Since Kim is a whore and Bret is black it was extremely reasonable for In Touch to believe Bret’s story even though he ..

Kim Kardashian Is A Bad Girl Video

Kim Kardashian Is A Bad Girl Video

Porn star Kim Kardashian isn’t the innocent girl she likes to pretend to be. Sure she released a sex tape, posed for Playboy, and has had more black guys stuffed inside of her than Rikers island, but that hasn’t stopped Kim Kardashian from cultivating a “good girl” image in the mainstream media which has allowed ..

Kim Kardashian Dancing Audition Tape Leaked

Kim Kardashian Dancing Audition Tape Leaked

In a move that will surely bring insincere claims of embarrassment from Kim Kardashian, we have posted below what we believe to be Kim’s audition dance tape for “Dancing With The Stars”. As we know Kim Kardashian did not make the show this season, but it wasn’t because of her dance moves. According to our ..

Kim Kardashian’s New Song Audio Terrorism

Kim Kardashian’s New Song Audio Terrorism

Kim Kardashian is a monster. It is not enough for Kim to terrorize our eyes with her tranny looks and fat bulbous ass, but now she is also attacking our ears by releasing “music”. Kim Kardashian just released a new single called “Jam (Turn It Up)”. Jam obviously being a reference to the song making ..

Snooki and Kim K Get Together for Meeting of the Minds

Snooki and Kim K Get Together for Meeting of the Minds

High-level summits are not just reserved for heads of state at places like Versailles or Camp David. American succubii Kim Kardashian and Snooki got together at a silly basketball game to determine next steps for making the world a dumber, less tolerable place. Though no notes were taken during the meeting, friend of CJ Ahmed ..

The Kardashians Love Talking About Each Other’s Vaginas

The Kardashians Love Talking About Each Other’s Vaginas

The only thing that’s more obnoxious than a person that’s famous for no particular reason is a person that is famous for no particular reason that won’t stop talking about their vagina. The only thing worse than a person famous for no reason that won’t stop talking about their vagina is three people famous for ..

Kim Kardashian Wears Poorly Fitting Panties

Kim Kardashian Wears Poorly Fitting Panties

Poor Kim Kardashian I am starting to think she may be suffering from severe mental retardation. I mean look at the picture above of Kim in those ill-fitting panties. How could she possibly think that those panties are the right size when they barely cover her huge bulbous ass? Obviously Kim Kardashian does not have ..

Kim Kardashian’s Gigantic Silver Ass And Nips

Kim Kardashian’s Gigantic Silver Ass And Nips

Kim Kardashian, who is totally not a porn star, posed naked for these photos in W Magazine. After seeing these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s gigantic ass and nips I am now 95% certain that this woman is repulsive. I’ve seen land mines smaller than her nipples, and her ass is so big I could fit ..

Kim Kardashian Playboy Outtakes

Kim Kardashian Playboy Outtakes

Playboy Magazine recently released these naked pictures of Kim Kardashian. They are outtakes from Kim Kardashian’s famed Playboy spread, and apparently Kim is furious that they were released. You see Kim Kardashian still claims that she is not a porn star. Her whole career is based off of her having sex on camera and then ..

Kim Kardashian Turns Young Girls Into Whores

Kim Kardashian Turns Young Girls Into Whores

For years, we here at CelebJihad have been warning America about the dangers associated with pornographer Kim Kardashian. And for years, America has turned a deaf ear to our pleas. Well now America’s chickens have come home to roost! Montana Fishburne, the 19-year-old daughter of Laurence Fishburne, has claimed Kim Kardashian as an inspiration in ..