Gwyneth Paltrow Wins ‘Most Beautiful Woman’ And Kim Kardashian Wins ‘Most Classy’

The homoqueers at People magazine took time out from their busy schedule of getting balls slapped against their chins to name hag Gwyneth Paltrow the “most beautiful woman in the world”.

With her strong masculine jawline, and extremely muted feminine features it is not surprising that the men in the West find Gwyneth Paltrow so beautiful. Of course as a Muslim I don’t think Gwyneth Paltrow is fit to tongue the crap from my camel’s asshole, but I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree on this one.

These People magazine sodomites then go on to name Kim Kardashian the “most classy woman in the world”, because as editor Lance Featherbottom put it, “Kim Kardashian takes it hard from black men with such grace and dignity. It is so impressive, I always squeal like a pig… tee hee”.