Kim Kardashian Looking Hot In A Bikini

Well color me shocked. Kim Kardashian squeezed her ginormous ass into a bikini and actually looks pretty good. Unfortunately she still has that I’ll only do black guys look in her eyes, but the rest of her has greatly improved.

Has anyone done more for the black community than Robert Kardashian? The man fathered two of the greatest benefactors to black males in Kim and Chloe Kardashian, and he got O.J. Simpson off the hook for murder. If there is anyone who deserves a day of reverence it is Robert Kardashian not Martin Luther King. Last time I checked all of MLK’s daughters were fugly.

This brings me to my next point. Why do girls like Kim Kardashian get with black guys? Well everyone knows that the answer is to get back at their fathers for missing a ballet recital. However, wouldn’t it make more sense to get with Arabs such as myself instead? I mean we are pretty much the most hated minority now. What better way to stick it to the old man than by gobbling on some sweet Sunni nuts? Think about it ladies. Doing black guys to get back at dad is soooooo the 1950s.