Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Prenup Details!
Posted October 19, 2009
in Kim Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have finally worked out the details of their prenup, and CelebJihad.com has obtained all the exclusive details.
- In the event of divorce, Mr. Odom will retain no less than 1/3 of the junk in Mrs. Kardashian’s trunk.
- In the event that Mr. Odom is charged with the grizzly stabbing death of Mrs. Kardashian, the ghost of Robert Kardashian will act as his legal representation.
- The couple agrees to split all proceeds from their soon to be “stolen” sex tape, Ebony and Ugly.
- Mr. Odom agrees never to reveal the secret location of Bruce Jenner’s sarcophagus.
- Mrs. Kardashian will retain custody of any of the couples children, but Mr. Odom will retain merchandising and animation rights for the couples first born son, Calabasas Seacrest Kardodom.
- In the interest of objectivity, any divorce proceedings will be decided by a jury of peers who have no idea who the fuck “Billy Bush” is.
- If children are conceived, any custody hearings will be heard by a state family court judiciary. And the children will be just awful.
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