Kiernan Shipka Gets Her Nipples Surgically Removed

As you can see from the photos below, “Mad Men” and “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” star Kiernan Shipka has had her nipples surgically removed.

Kiernan getting her sinful tit toppers chopped off is certainly a wise move, for she is a horny slut and in the coming world Islamic caliphate the sight of hard nipple pokies would result in her getting stoned on the spot.

Of course Kiernan is a brazen whore, and she probably only had her areola axed just so she can get away with wearing see through outfits like this one. Thankfully even without nipples Kiernan will still almost certainly get lapidated for not wearing a thick black wool burka because she considers herself something of a “fashionista”.