Kelly Rohrbach Seduces A Valet With Her Bare Ass

Kelly Rohrbach, star of the upcoming “Baywatch” movie remake, tries to seduce a Mexican valet by displaying her bare ass while bending over in front of him in the photos below.

Really the only way that Kelly could be more obvious that she wants this fat little river coon to come up to her place and eat out her lady taco is if she had a bowl of guacamole sticking out of her ass crack. For his part this wetback tries to resist Kelly’s brazen advances, but when she threatens to report him to INS he gives in and heads up to her apartment with her.

Sadly after Kelly Rohrbach had her way with his tiny man churro she sent him packing with not so much as a peso for his troubles. No doubt so distraught by the ordeal this border bandit went home, packed up his wife and 15 children, and self-deported back to Mexico… Clearly with horny sluts like Kelly Rohrbach on the prowl the United States might not even need to build a wall.