Katy Perry's Tits Killed By Ozempic

In a shocking tragedy that has shaken heathen Hollywood to its very core, pop star Katy Perry’s once bountiful bulbous breasts have been brutally assassinated by the Satanic weight-loss drug Ozempic.

This is certainly the final nail in Katy’s career’s coffin, and the ending of an era on this holy Islamic website… For as devout Celeb Jihadists, we have dedicated the better part of two decades to righteously condemning those sinful, pendulous orbs that dared to defy both gravity and decency. That is why I am not ashamed to admit that tears were shed while compiling the “in memoriam” montage for her massive mammaries in the video tribute above.

Yes, now that Katy’s impressive udders are no more, it is unlikely that we will ever post about her again. For without those mighty milkers, Katy is but a husk of a woman, and no longer deserving of our righteous disdain.

For nothing short of Katy opening up her cock cave on camera will be worthy of our attention… And even then, such an act might only merit a brief footnote in our annals of condemnation, a mere blip in our ceaseless crusade against the infidels of the entertainment industry.