Katy Perry's Nipples Spark Rioting in Paris

As we can see in the video above, riots erupted in Paris, France today, after astronaut Katy Perry angered local residents by walking down the street with her sloppy saggy tit sacks visible while braless in a see-through top.

“We have had it with old whores like Katy Perry coming to our city and disrespecting our culture.” bellowed Omar Macaron, a sandal-maker from the 2nd arrondissement. “Paris is a Sharia city now, Wear the burka, you filthy Jezebel cow!” shouted Mustafa LeCroissant, a respected Parisian who owns a successful kebab stand outside the Eiffel Tower.

Indeed, Katy’s brazen display of her droopy udders has turned Paris into an apocalyptic warzone, and riot police are struggling to keep these protests contained as the righteous anger continues to grow. Ibrahim Soufflé, a goat herder from the 11th arrondissement, perhaps captured the city’s growing rage best when he said, “Katy came to our country uninvited and not speaking a word of Arabic, and now she is trying to impose her half-filled sand bag looking boobs upon us. We won’t stand for it!”

Naturally, one can’t help but ponder if Katy’s withered chest melons would’ve sparked such glorious chaos in the “City of Lights” back in their perky prime, as seen in the video above.