Katy Perry Makes A Fan’s Wish Come True By Farting On Her

Katy Perry teamed up with the “Make-A-Wish Foundation” to make one of her fan’s dream come true by farting on her hand.

Suzy Rottencrotch from Grabill, Indiana claims to be Katy Perry’s #1 fan. “I just really identify with the way Katy makes stupid faces and acts like a retard” says Suzy. Unfortunately earlier this year Suzy was diagnosed with an untreatable case of infected vulva, and given only 6 months to live.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation reached out to Suzy to see if they could brighten her final days by granting her one wish. Suzy of course knew what she wanted and without hesitation she told the Make-A-Wish representative that she wished she could sniff her idol Katy Perry’s rectum.

When Katy heard Suzy’s story she was so moved that she flew Suzy out to meet her in person, and when Suzy arrived Katy gave her the thrill of her life by ripping a massive fart all over her hand.

After Katy got done spewing her noxious butt bubbles on Suzy, Katy told her that whenever her affliction got her down she should just sniff her hand, and the faint stench of sulfur and P.F. Chang’s should remind Suzy that part of Katy will be right there with her fighting until the bitter end.