Katy Perry Lets Monkey Play With Her Tits

Busty pop star Katy Perry was caught on camera allowing a monkey (who was later confirmed not to be husband Russell Brand) to play with her luscious titties.

Surely Russell Brand must be devastated that Katy Perry has allowed another lesser primate to fondle her mammaries like this, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Russell decides to fling his poop at Katy the next time she walks by his cage.

Katy Perry needs to learn that even though her inter-species marriage to Russell Brand is an abomination and invalid in the eyes of Allah, she can not just go around getting her sex glands diddled by every sub-human she comes across, regardless if it is a chimp, orangutang, or Mexican.