Katie Holmes Nude Scenes From "The Gift" Remastered In 4K

The video below features actress Katie Holmes’ nude scenes from the film “The Gift” remastered in ultra high definition.

As we can see from this video (and the one below), back in her heyday Katie Holmes’ titties were certainly a menace to society, emitting all sorts of dangerous lecherous djinns.

So it certainly comes as no surprise to hear that Katie’s longtime co-star on “Dawson’s Creek,” James Van Der Beek, met an untimely death from ass cancer. As the radioactive shaitans leaking straight out of Katie’s cursed milk sacks and into his sphincter was undoubtedly the cause of his affliction.

Yes, this infidel whore and her murderous mammaries must answer before Allah for all the death and destruction they have wrought.

Unfortunately, the whereabouts of Katie are currently unknown… With the last reported sighting being her turning cheap tricks in a tiny denim dress outside the Home Depot lawn and garden center in Calabasas, bent over a stack of fertilizer, offering up her heathen holes to any passing gardener for a handful of crumpled dollar bills and a bag of mulch.