Katharine McPhee Unnatural Candid Bikini Pics

Katharine McPhee flaunts her hard nipple pokies while in a bikini on the beach celebrating her upcoming wedding to music producer David Foster.

Forget Katharine’s blasphemous bare female flesh in this bikini for a minute, the really offensive thing about these pics is her sickening unnatural relationship with this man. In fact, just the thought of this saggy sack of wrinkled weathered flesh flopping around in bed with joints creaking and cracking makes me want to puke up my smoked lamb pita sandwich all over my keyboard… For no man should ever have to resort to marrying a decrepit 35-year-old like Katharine.

Yes, even though this David Foster fella is probably extremely socially awkward and unsuccessful, he still should be able to land a woman of a proper marrying age. Hell, I have a great uncle with a cleft palate and mild case of down syndrome, and he just married a tight little teen that he bought in exchange for his collection of camel hair dolls.