Kate Beckinsale Gets TSA Ocular Pat Down

Kate Beckinsale received a furious ocular pat down by every TSA agent without eyeshot of her tight possibly terrorist ass while flying out of LAX yesterday.

As you can see in the photo above Kate Beckinsale’s butt is getting ogled and probed by a TSA dyke in the background. Why you Americans put up with these blatant infringements on your rights is beyond me.

The TSA is incapable of stopping a crafty Muslim from bringing whatever he wants onto an airplane. In fact whenever I fly I refuse the body scanners and never receive the infamous TSA pat down, and I have a full beard and wires pocking out of my underwear. You see I have discovered a loophole in the TSA security, it is what they call “excessive body odor”. Those TSA pussies won’t even get within 5 feet of me.

Yes Kate Beckinsale like most Westerns has been violated by the TSA. Frankly, I don’t blame them for giving her so much attention because her ass is clearly the bomb. Allahu Akbar!