Kaley Cuoco In A Seductive Topless Pic

“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco attempts (and fails) to pose seductively in the topless photo above.

Say what you will about Kaley Cuoco, she may be a slut… and star on a horrible blasphemous TV show… and have the face of an unconvincing tranny… but at least she didn’t hire some shyster lawyer to try and get her nude cell phone photos removed from the Web when they leaked a couple weeks ago.

That shows character. Not much character, but character none the less. As a reward the Jihadist High Counsel has ruled that we will stone Kaley Cuoco first when we conquer America, and we only use reasonably large stones. That way Kaley’s lapidation will be quick and relatively less painful, and she can begin her eternity of burning in Jahannam without delay. Who says Islam is not a merciful religion?