Kaley Cuoco Boob Flashing Heroically Thwarted By Muslims

Actress Kaley Cuoco appears to have been just mere moments away from finally fully flashing her blasphemous boobs when a crack team of undercover mujahideen heroically charged forth and blasted her with the Adhān, causing her to crumble to her knees in shame.

As we can see from the video above, this elite unit, known internally as “Operation: No Big Bang,” has been shadowing Kaley since the dark days of “8 Simple Rules”, when her cleavage first registered on jihadist radar as a Category-5 Fitna Event. And there is no doubt that, if not for the tireless efforts of these most pious Muslim men, Kaley’s tits, lips, and anus hole would have been plastered across our screens numerous times by now.

Of course, these men are only human, and there was a time back in the early 2010s during Ramadan when Kaley was able to briefly slip her nipples out in a see-through top in the photo above. But rest assured that those responsible for keeping watch that day were immediately reassigned to Lindsay Lohan duty as punishment.