Justin Bieber Hasn’t Jacked Off In A While

As you can see in the video above pop diva Justin Bieber hasn’t jack off in a while. No doubt the thought of Justin Bieber’s itty bitty balls backed up with boy juice will send Bieber’s large homosexual fan base into an erotic frenzy.

If the blatant homoqueer sitting next to Biebs doesn’t suck him dry, then every infidel male who works in a coffee shop, department store, or for the US armed forces will be too distracted to carry on their day-to-day activities and the American economy will surely collapse.

Unfortunately this will not happen as Justin Bieber is a total slut, and is obviously going to get it hard from the douchebag in the scarf next to him.