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Jessica Simpson Vows To Get Thin Again

Jessica Simpson vows to be thin again! Sure Tony Romo deserves the bulk of the credit for dumping her, but I can not help but feel that my constant ridicule of her fat ass may have a played a small part. So kudos to me! According to a friend of Jessica, “Right after Tony ended ..

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini in her Prime

Jessica Simpson’s recent relationship troubles all stem from her past hotness. Think about it. If you are Tony Romo or John Mayer and you see pics of Jessica Simpson back in her prime when she was still with Nick Lachey you have to feel pretty resentful. By any measure Mayer and Romo are all around ..

Jessica Simpson Has A New Man Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Has A New Man

It did not take long for Jessica Simpson to get over being dumped by Tony Romo. The sexy songstress was seen getting hot and heavy with a new beau last night. “They were all over each other. Lots of moaning and groping. It was pretty disturbing” said one witness. Our source close to Simpson says ..

Tony Romo Breaks Up With Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo Breaks Up With Jessica Simpson

In yet another sign of the economic downturn, Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, saving Romo from having to buy Jessica a present. Tony Romo’s financial adviser Richard Ginsburg released this statement “I think we all know that we are in some tough economic times right now. From a financial ..

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Jessica Simpson Goes Braless

Looks like Jessica Simpson is bulking up for football season. Jessica is embracing her new gig as a role model for chunky girls. She wore this tight dress with horizontal stripes when she sang the National Anthem at the Tiger Tourney Golf Event in Maryland yesterday. The only redeeming quality of the dress was that ..

Jessica Simpson Shows Massive Boobage Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Shows Massive Boobage

Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain did not all go to her hips and doughy ass. It looks like some of it went to her big ole breasts. With a body like that I would consider making her one of my wives. She looks like she could birth many sons. Jessica Simpson Shows Massive Boobage was ..