Jessica Alba vs Hilary Duff: MILF Battle Of The Mom Jeans

Actresses Jessica Alba and Hilary Duff are both MILFs (Mothers I’d Like To Flog), and they both recently flaunted their decrepit old lady bodies in immodestly tight mom jeans in the photo above and one below.

Only in the hopelessly depraved West would women of such an advanced age be so delusional as to think that they are still sexually desirable enough to show off their bodies like this. For at 35-years-old Jessica Alba should be at home tending to her grandchildren, and at 28-years-old Hilary Duff should be preparing her youngest daughter to be sold off into marriage.

Thank Allah that in the civilized Islamic world we have the good sense to dispose of our elderly women once they become useless. For after seeing Jessica and Hilary in these jeans, I think we can all agree that their time has past and the humane thing to do is to take them out behind the barn, shoot them, and then toss their dilapidated bodies on top of the compost heap so that they can at least help contribute by fertilizing the crops.