Jessica Alba Sad Ass Swimsuit Photos

Jessica Alba is on her quarterly trip to Hawaii, and as you can see in the candid swimsuit photos below her once tight ass now looks like a sad deflated beach ball.

There is an old Muslim say that “all good things must come to an end”, and it appears as though Jessica Alba’s buttock has reached that point. Now without a taut hindquarters reminiscent of those on a bacha bazi (dancing boy), Jessica really does have no redeeming qualities.

Of course the humane thing would be for Jessica Alba to be taken out behind the barn and put down. However, in the backwards Western world old whores like Jessica are allowed to linger, and continue assaulting the pious eyes of us righteous Muslims with their disgusting saggy weathered flesh… And so sadly these swimsuit photos will almost certainly not be the last we see of Jessica’s rapidly deteriorating body.