Jessica Alba Doggy Style Workout

Jessica Alba reveals the secret to her world famous shapely ass cheeks in the doggy style workout video below.

All female exercises should involve them being on their hands and knees, for it is by far the most important position for women to work on as it covers everything from scrubbing the floors to getting their rectums stretched by their powerful Muslim masters.

Of course Jessica didn’t always have such a halal fitness regime… For as you can see in the video clip above, in her younger days she trained to be a stripper (no doubt even rehearsing the $20 handjobs in the private VIP rooms).

However, years of being rode hard and put up wet have taken their toll on Jessica’s body (see her swollen mound pictured above)… And so it is certainly no surprise that Jessica’s workout routine has become so low impact, for at this point there is a real risk for her uterus to prolapse.