Jessica Alba Bikini Pics From Mexico

Jessica Alba has become the latest celebrity this summer to prostitute her nearly nude body in a bikini while vacationing in the 3rd world shithole country of Mexico.

Mexico’s tourism bureau must have purchased billboards above every Beverly Hills abortion and VD clinic, as it seems as if every heathen harlot in Hollywood is heading down there to expose their sinful bodies in bikinis this year.

Of course for Jessica Alba going to Mexico must be a bit of a homecoming, because based on her complexion, bent over posture, and the fact that after having a couple of kid’s her ass looks like someone let the air out of it, Jessica is almost certainly part Mexican. Who knows, perhaps now that Jessica Alba is in her ancestral homeland she will reconnect with her roots, find a nice donkey to settle down with, and ride off into the sunset never to return.