Jennifer Lopez Also Shows Deep Cleavage At LACMA Gala

It was quite a night for floppy Mexican breast meat, as just like her great-granddaughter Selena Gomez, Jennifer Lopez also showed copious amounts of deep cleavage while attending the LACMA Gala.
After seeing Jennifer Lopez’s perky boobs in these pictures it is hard to believe that if you count the rings around her nipples (the only accurate way to determine a Mexican woman’s age) she will be 82-years-old in December.
It is one of the most peculiar things about the females of the Mexican species that some of them look like they are on death’s door with deflated tits hanging down around their ankles while they are still just in their teens, and yet others are able to maintain a youthful transsexual-esque appearance well into old age (as Jennifer Lopez has clearly done).
Obviously more in-depth research must be done into Jennifer Lopez’s breasts to see if a djinn infestation is responsible for their spry looks, and if a fatwa should be issued against them condemning them to the eternal hellfire.
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So Jennifer Lopez is gonna try her hand at being a horny housewife teacher pedophile? horny housewife “rapes” 17 yo “teen”. risque cinema. what a fucking joke. She is getting very old.
What is it about women in their 40’s being the ideal age for hotness and
being total sluts (or at least showing and teasing off their goods like
they were in heat 24/7)?
Middle-aged crysis: female version
12th gay boy/native gay no pride
You would post a pic of this Mexican tramp with fake tits she is now forced to do donkey shows because the Jews in Hollywood used her up and even those filthy bastards can’t stand her stench.
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She’s even hotter before they photoshop her. The more the merrier
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/203/9/f/fat_jennifer_lopez_by_nickkkk34-d6elq93.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!MY EYES! MY EYES! I’M BLIND! YOU DOUCHEBAG CAMEL JOCKIES!
this photo is clearly a fake because she is not holding a bucket and mop
How do these Western Jew-wizards turn small B-cups into cleavage…..??
Shaitanistic!!
i want this spanish spic dead she is nothing but ass and a mouth allah hates her and does not like her singing or acting.
Jennifer Lopez’ Secret Career
One gets the image of a fun-loving, wonderful mother and wife but…Yes, there’s a crazy rumor being floated that Jennifer has a godmother in Miami who harnesses the dark power of Santeria to benefit’s J.Lo’s career and personal life.
Guanabee caught some snippet of a Spanish-language gossip show where Vazquez spreads her Santeria claims:
“I’ve been told she does the worse — frightening stuff! Jennifer has a godmother in Miami, which I’ve never met but Ojani knows her, and she calls this woman to tell her ‘do this to this person, put up a black candle, etc.’ She’s done ‘amarres’ [spells] on all her boyfriends. It’s a typical thing for anybody involved in santeria. But, even with all that, she always ends up leaving them.”
Vazquez also says that J.Lo also ordered the use of Santeria to nab the lead role in Selena over Salma Hayek.
Vazquez goes on to claim that the ‘American Idol’ judge also asked the “witch” for help in landing the role that made her famous: “To grab the role in the Selena movie, she supposedly did something to Salma Hayek, because Salma was also trying to land the part and she’s Mexican, while Jennifer is Puerto Rican. She went to her godmother and she [the godmother] did something so that [Jennifer] would get the part and not Salma.”
“At the end of the ‘90s, my black magic godmother – who is now Jennifer’s spiritual leader – was protecting me, taking care of me, helping me and guiding me like a son,” Noa said.
Not only does Jennifer Lopez know that she is worshiping Satan but she has a Cuban Madrina (Occult Godmother) in East L.A., that actually buys 10 year old little Mexican Girls, delivers them to Jennifer Lopez’s home in Beverly Hills to be sacrificed in these youth & beauty rituals which many females in Hollywood take part in these practices around Europe and Africa.
“We participated together in sacrifices of chickens and hens, and in one occasion, I was present when they were cleansing Jennifer with the blood of a hen. The hen’s blood was poured over Jennifer until she was covered in it. Not only does she have one of the biggest homes in Hollywood, she has built a fortress around it for security purposes….to keep her secrets inside where she keeps her alter!
Absolute bullshit. I was looking for an example of a bullshit. Your post is it.
This looks like an Onion, parody-type post doesn’t it?
Why have these mofos not been banned yet? They sure as hell don’t increase traffic. Nobody comes here thinking,
“I wonder what kind of great conspiracy theories the google and jew have come up with lately?”.
It’s also funny that he copy-pastes a lot of crap, but then posts a flattering picture in hopes of getting upvotes. It’s the perfect example of selling out.
After a quick google search, it’s easy as hell to see that it’s a story by an ex-husband. Google searching his name comes up with a lot of celebrity gossip crap, with the black magic story being one of them.
“People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.” – 1 Timothy 6:9
bilderberg group dummy
@celebjihad:disqus
If you won’t delete or ban the spammers for loosely related conspiracy theories, at least delete these stupid bible and absolutely non-jennifer lopez related posts this faggot spammed us with.
Quit crying you baby durka welcomes all banter and debate. Grow a pair of balls
“You cannot drink the Lord’s cup and the cup of demons. You cannot participate at the table of the Lord and at the table of demons.” – 1 Corinthians 10:21
Posting this old spic whore is a new low for Celeb jihad she is washed up she has a big smelly rash covered ass her pussy is the size of a cave and has a stench that will cause one to vomit.