Jennifer Lopez Fat Christmas Camel Toe And Ass Crack

Jennifer Lopez spent Christmas parading around her fat camel toe (or should I say reindeer hoof) and ass crack while dressed in skintight Santa red spandex in the photos below.

It is great to see that Jennifer has returned to her roots by leaning in through the driver’s side windows of cars while no doubt offering her famous $5 holiday suck and fuck…

For after being cast as an old stripper skank in the new film “Hustlers”, us pious Muslims worried that J-LO would think she could make a comeback as some sort of depraved decrepit sex symbol for the infidel masses.

However, Jennifer humbling herself with this ghetto parking lot tricking tells us that she knows that her place in the whore hierarchy is still at the very bottom of the heap.