Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts Snubbed At The Oscars

In what can only be described as a complete and utter travesty, Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts were snubbed last night at the Oscars.

Jennifer’s boobies were nominated for “Best Supporting Actress” for their role in the film “American Hustle”. However, they lost out to some AIDS-ridden Sub-Saharan named Lupita Nyong’o, who not only just played herself in the movie “12 Years A Slave”, but also has a grotesque sunken chest plate with no discernible tits.