Jennifer Lawrence Full Frontal Nude Scenes From "Die My Love" Preview

The video below features our first look at actress Jennifer Lawrence’s latest full-frontal nude scenes (her previous one can be found here) in a preview screener for her new film “Die My Love”.

Us battle-hardened Celeb Jihadists, who’ve been waging holy war against Hollywood’s harlots since the days when dial-up modems screeched like dying camels, remember when Jennifer Lawrence was the biggest star in showbiz and she swore that she would never do a nude scene… And, then it came out that her phone was filled with selfies of her asshole, and that she was probably sucking on Harvey Weinstein’s grotesque wart-riddled weenie and all that false modesty went out the window.

Now what is left of Jennifer’s acting career revolves entirely around her exposing her sickeningly sinful sex bits to the masses, and it is an affront to pious Muslims everywhere.

But perhaps we’d stomach this sacrilege if Jennifer had bared her blasphemous bare body back when she was still of a proper age, like when she was on “The Bill Engvall Show”. Imagine the glory: an unaired episode where the beer-bellied buffoons from the “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” take turns plowing her taut teenage tush with their whiskey-soaked wieners. Ron White could be chugging Jack Daniels while railing her from behind, Jeff Foxworthy yammering about “You might be a redneck if you bang a barely-18 blonde on primetime,” and that flaming homofag Larry the Cable Guy lurking in the corner, muttering “Git-r-done” while furiously fapping his micro-peen into a Confederate flag sock.

But alas, no such luck—Jennifer waited until she was well into her twilight years, her once-perky peaks now drooping like a pair of melted ice cream cones on a scorching Saudi sidewalk. And so what are we left with? Nothing but nightmarish visions of her withered, weather-beaten lady parts dripping with Weinstein’s spunk.