Jennifer Aniston Nude Nips Outtakes From 1998 Released

Outtakes from a 1998 photo shoot featuring Jennifer Aniston flaunting her world-renowned, diamond-cutter, rock-hard nipples while in a see-through shirt and a bra that is so transparent you can count the goosebumps on her areolas have just been released online in the gallery below.

Of course we have long known about Jennifer’s erect milk valves thanks to her intense desire to feature them on camera, but we had no idea that she possessed such a rock-solid six-pack perfect for the arduous task of fieldwork.

Yes, if Jen would have just submitted to Islam and had her overactive haram chest nubs chopped off, she could have lived a rich and rewarding life of servitude harvesting figs, hauling water from the well, and of course scrubbing the feet of her rightful Muslim master.

But no! The accursed one rejected the light of guidance and instead chose the express highway to Jahannam! As for ten long seasons on the Satanic TV series “Friends”, Jennifer polluted millions of households as “Rachel”, that sassy-mouthed, hair-flipping, coffee-shop fornicator.

Unfortunately for Jennifer, every laugh track that echoed after her whorish one-liners was a nail in her coffin, every lingering shot of those uncircumcised milk missiles a fresh log tossed onto the eternal barbecue that awaits her. And with these uncovered nipple-flaunting outtakes the guilty verdict at her inevitable Sharia stoning trial is all but assured.