Jennifer Aniston Diagnosed with Prostate Cancer

Actress Jennifer Aniston has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer, sources have confirmed. The cancer was discovered during a routine screening by Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter co-star, Gerard Butler.

While promoting their new film in Paris, Butler thought Aniston looked sick and decided to give her an on-the-spot exam. His suspicions were confirmed when he discovered Aniston’s prostate had swelled.

“It was like touching a lumpy grapefruit,” said Butler. “Bloody disgusting, she is.”

Aniston will begin treatment for the disease this Thursday and is hopeful that her ailment may garner sympathy from ex-husband Brad Pitt. We wish her the best of luck.