Jennette McCurdy Is Obsessed With Looking At Her Own Ass

As you can see in the video clip below, former Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy is completely obsessed with looking at her own ass in the mirror.

Of course this comes as no surprise, for as a tremendous “butter face” Jennette knows that her only value comes from her plump round posterior. Unfortunately despite this impressive self-awareness Jennette still has not figured out that the one and only item of clothing that would look good on her is a coarse black wool burka.

For there is no denying that the burka is the most flattering of garments for a girl like Jennette, as it obscures her hideous chipmunk face while allowing a man to admire her meaty rump in peace when he chooses to forcefully take her from behind. No other clothing can make such lofty claims, which is further proof that the holy burka is a gift from Allah himself.