Jane March Barely Legal Nude Sex Scenes From "The Lover"

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at a then barely legal Jane March’s nude sex scenes from the 1992 film “The Lover”.

Legend has it that the director of this film waited until right after Jane’s 18th birthday to shoot these graphic nude sex scenes, so as not to violate any of the backwards Western obscenity laws. Fortunately in the civilized Islamic world the opposite is true, and it is illegal to film sex scenes with girls who are over the age of 18.

Besides Jane’s advanced age, the other problem with these sex scenes is that we are supposed to believe that she is enjoying copulating with a Chinaman. For not only is it completely absurd to portray a pretty teen white girl willingly fornicating with this rice monkey, but as you can see in the closeup photo above the yigger’s eggroll is so pathetically tiny that he wouldn’t even have been able to make a dent in Jane’s maidenhead.