Iggy Azalea vs. McKayla Maroney: All White Booty Battle

Rapper Iggy Azalea took to social media to show off her surgically enhanced backside while wearing an all white swimsuit in the photo above. Not to be outdone, former US Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney took up Iggy’s challenge and also shared a photo of her backside while wearing all white in the photo below.

Of course there really is no competition between these two bootys, as Iggy’s is a flabby monstrosity which was constructed from injections of fried chicken grease and watermelon juice, and is swollen with nig nog AIDS. While McKayla’s on the other hand is remarkably tight and round due to years of hard work in the gym spent propelling her nubile frame through the air.

Yes of these two rumps only McKayla’s is worthy of the tremendous honor of having a Muslim’s enormous meat scud thrust up deep inside of it. And by the looks of McKayla’s nipples when her photo is x-rayed (above and below), it is clear that she is eagerly anticipating the glorious day when she is roughly bent over and gets to experience her first Islamic anal stretching.