Playboy Threatens to Terrorize Nation with a Naked Heidi

Celeb Jihad has just learned that Playboy is threatening to unleash a naked Heidi Montag in their September issue. The sight of that horse faced slut showing off her flappy vag will no doubt cause wide spread panic and nausea.

Early reports indicate that this is Hugh Hefner seeking revenge on a world he no longer loves. Our sources close to Hef tell us that he has been extremely bitter ever since he lost his 3 methed-up “girlfriends”. He is especially incensed that the one named Kendra went off with a “colored”.