Heidi Klum Slips A Nipple While Drowning Her Nanny

Retired Aryan super model and uberwench Heidi Klum slips a nipple while dragging her nanny out to sea to drown her after finding out she is a Jew.

Normally a woman exposing her sinful nipple would result in a swift and brutal stoning, but Heidi Klum is clearly doing Allah’s work by drowning her Hebrew nanny.

Yes an exception can certainly be made for Heidi Klum’s nip slip in this case. Just a moderate flogging with stiff Nile reeds should be a sufficient punishment.