Hayden Panettiere Slanders Cancer’s Good Name

Hayden Panettiere the impish star of the NBC show “Heroes” was photographed yesterday wearing a t-shirt that slanders cancer’s good name.

Just because Hayden has dyed her hair red and started dressing like a golfer does not mean she has the right to wear a shirt that says “F*ck Cancer”. Last time I checked cancer was a punishment from God on the wicked. Everyone who has ever got cancer got exactly what was coming to them… divine justice in the form of uncontrolled growth cell growth, invasion, and metastasis.

I hope the American Cancer Society decides to sue Hayden Panettiere. Let us see how many fancy golf caps she can afford after the American Jew legal system gets done with her.