Hayden Panettiere Fellates A Pickle

Hayden Panettiere fellates a pickle while posing with a yak in the photo above.

Clearly Hayden is taking time out from plowing the fields to practice deepthroating for her Muslim lord, and to feed the hungry bulbous beast of burden seated next to her.

Hayden can not afford to be idle long for a Muslim woman has many duties such as planting the poppy fields, digging the wells, and emptying the outhouse. For as the Qur’an teaches, long hours of back breaking labor is the best way to keep women from mischief.