Samantha Hoopes’ Hard Nipples vs. Hannah Ferguson’s Twerking Ass
Despite the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue quickly turning into a social justice warrior’s wet dream featuring blubbery “positive body image” models, and ashy nappy headed she-boons. There are still a couple of halal models left, and Samantha Hoopes and Hannah Ferguson are certainly two of them. First up we take a look at Samantha Hoopes ..






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