Felicity Jones Nude Photo Shoot

Felicity Jones poses for a fully nude photo shoot in the pics above and below.

This nude photo shoot comes right on the heels of Felicity Jones finally getting her big break starring in the blockbuster hit “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story”. Of course it is easy to see from these nude pics why Felicity was cast in this new Star Wars film, as she is only moderately attractive so she appears somewhat attainable and does not completely intimidate the pathetic nerd Star Wars fanbase.

Unfortunately for the Star Wars producers, Felicity Jones’ plain Jane looks are an affront to the superior Muslim aesthetic which requires that women either have angelic faces, big breasts, and hourglass figures for plowing, or have broad shoulders and sturdy hindquarters for pulling the plow, so needless to say we will not be seeing this film. However, we will show up in droves to see Felicity Jones star in the sequel “Rogue Two: A Stoning Story”, after her trial in Sharia court for crimes against morality.