Teen Moms Farrah And Maci Bikini Showdown

Farrah and Maci the former stars of MTV’s “16 And Pregnant” and current stars of MTV’s “Teen Mom” took to the beach yesterday for a good old fashioned bikini hoe off.

Of course both of these infidels should be applauded for having the good sense to start breeding early, unlike most kuffar women who wait until they are old maids in their 20’s. However, neither girl had the good sense to procreate with a Muslim, so unfortunately for them Islam commands we regard them both as vile whores.

With that being said if I was forced to take one of these teen moms as a concubine in my harem, based off the bikini pics below, I would choose Farrah over Maci, but only because Farrah’s face reminds me of my favorite camel Mr Hump Bump, and her tight ass reminds me of my favorite 13-year-old cousin Kumal. Allahu Akbar!