Eva Longoria Desperate In GQ Pictures

Mexican Eva Longoria is 37-years-old, which makes her 102-years-old in human years.

In a last ditch desperate attempt to ensnare a man before her dried up uterus prolapses out of her withered husk of a vagina, Eva Longoria poses seductively for the pictures below from GQ magazine.

GQ must now stand for “Geriatrics Quarterly” if they are running pictures of an old Mexican whore like Eva Longoria. One can only hope that if Eva Longoria continues to attempt striking “sexy” poses for pics like these, she’ll eventually break her hip and have to be put down.