Emma Watson Terrorizes The World With Her Flat Ass

Emma Watson Terrorizes The World With Her Flat Ass

Emma Watson committed sexual terrorism against the world at the MTV Movie Awards, when she brazenly flaunted her shapeless, bony, cold English ass to the cameras. What a perverse sense of justice the United States has when they hold pious men like my cousin Abdar in Guantanamo Bay simply for plotting to blow up a ..

Emma Watson Asked To Sign Her Own Upskirt Pic

Emma Watson Asked To Sign Her Own Upskirt Pic

Sometimes living at an assisted living center has its perks, and yesterday was one of those times. Actress Emma Watson was visiting patients at the South Shore Care Center in Oxnard, which just so happens to be were I currently live (until the court appointed doctor deems me “fit to reenter society”). When Emma Watson ..

Emma Watson Perplexed In A Sports Bra

Emma Watson Perplexed In A Sports Bra

Emma Watson is one confused looking dyke while out in her sports bra cruising for some strange pink to lick. The source of Emma Watson’s confusion is most likely that book she is holding, “Chicken Soup For The Soul”. Heathens don’t have the good sense to protect their women from the dangers of literacy like ..

Emma Watson Comes Out As A Gay Man

Emma Watson Comes Out As A Gay Man

Actress Emma Watson has completed her transformation and has now come out of the closet as a gay man. As you can see Emma Watson wasted no time embracing her new homosexual lifestyle by posing for an extremely flamboyant picture with her boyfriend Raul. Like most gay couples, Emma Watson and Raul met while apple ..

Emma Watson Confesses Love For Anal Sex

Emma Watson Confesses Love For Anal Sex

If captions of animated gifs are to be believed (and I see no reason why they shouldn’t be), Emma Watson just confessed her love for anal sex by calling it “perfect”. Of course this isn’t the first time Emma Watson has shown her enthusiasm for taking it in the butt in a gif. Who can ..

Emma Watson Upskirt And Nip Slip

Emma Watson Upskirt And Nip Slip

Emma Watson was in full on whore mode last night, flashing not only her panties but her nipple as well, while out partying with friends. As you can see in the first photo in the set below, Emma Watson shamelessly has her boob hanging out with her nipple clearly visible. If that was not bad ..

Emma Watson To Star In New Blues Brothers Movie

Emma Watson To Star In New Blues Brothers Movie

Remakes of perfectly good movies are all the rage in Hollywood right now, and it appears as though Harry Potter star Emma Watson is getting in on the trend. As you can see in the photo above Emma Watson has just landed the lead role in the remake of the 1980 hit comedy “The Blues ..

Emma Watson Flashes Upskirt On The Today Show

Emma Watson Flashes Upskirt On The Today Show

Emma Watson just can not help herself. What other explanation could there possibly be for Emma flashing her cooze on national television during “The Today Show”, besides a complete lack of self-control? As you can see in the GIF below Emma Watson is being politely interviewed when out of nowhere she decides to spread her ..

Emma Watson See Through Top No Bra

Emma Watson See Through Top No Bra

Who is that slight young man in the elegant flowing see through top in the picture above? Why it is none other than famous movie actor Emma Watson! Emma Watson, who decided she was not happy just corrupting the minds of the youth with her gender bending style and movies glorifying witchcraft, posed in this ..

Emma Watson In See Through Top And Feathers

Emma Watson In See Through Top And Feathers

Look at Emma Watson in this see through top and feathers. What was she thinking? Ever since Emma Watson cut her hair she has looked like a bird. Why would she further invite the comparison by wearing feathers? Are birds some sort of sick Brown University lesbo fetish? Knowing how corrupt that university’s study body ..

Emma Watson Goes Shopping For Panties

Emma Watson Goes Shopping For Panties

Emma Watson was photographed shopping for panties. Who these panties are for remains unclear, but ever since Emma Watson started attending Brown University and cut off her hair to become a liberal lesbian elitist we have to assume the panties are for one of her stable of coed lesbian lovers. Look at Emma Watson’s face ..

Emma Watson Named Sexiest Man Alive

Emma Watson Named Sexiest Man Alive

Well the results are in and the Celeb Jihad 2010 Sexiest Man Alive is none other than Emma Watson! This is an amazing accomplishment for Emma Watson and she must be very proud. Just last year Emma was a pretty attractive woman, and now less than 12 months later Emma Watson is the sexiest man ..

Emma Watson Grabs Her Boobs

Emma Watson Grabs Her Boobs

Satanist witch Emma Watson is back to her old tricks. This time she is fondling her firm breasts in public. Why is Emma Watson squeezing her boobs in public? Is she checking for tit cancer? Or is she trying to stimulate her mammaries so that she may nurse a starving baby? No, the simplest answer ..

Emma Watson Is One Sexy Dude

Emma Watson Is One Sexy Dude

Emma Watson was photographed out showing off her taut teenage boy body in some workout clothes. Emma is definitely one sexy fella, but would it kill her to smile every once and a while. Ever since she started going to school at Brown University she constantly has this frown on her face like she just ..

Emma Watson Caught Masturbating In Class

Emma Watson Caught Masturbating In Class

As you can clearly see from this candid photo, Emma Watson can not control her primal base urges as she pleasures herself during her “Intro to Women In Literature” class at Brown University. Clearly Emma Watson is out of control. First she cut off her hair and became a carpet munching bull dyke, and now ..

Emma Watson Is A Mean Faced Dyke

Emma Watson Is A Mean Faced Dyke

Look at this picture of Emma Watson. Have you ever seen a meaner looking dyke before? In the picture above Emma Watson was photographed walking away from an alternative record store after purchasing the new Indigo Girls album “C*nt Hungry Cougars”. What has happened to Emma Watson is a tragedy. I hold the American educational ..

Emma Watson Sets Bad Example Gets A Tattoo

Emma Watson Sets Bad Example Gets A Tattoo

Emma Watson continued on with her crusade to corrupt children by getting a large tattoo on her arm. After spending most of her life trying to make magic and devil worship “cool” to kids with her Harry Potter movies, Emma Watson is now focusing her sick child corrupting instincts on getting kids hooked on tattoos. ..

Emma Watson Nip Slip

Emma Watson Nip Slip

Look at this picture of an Emma Watson nip slip, how disappointing! Like most guys I have often fantasized about Emma Watson’s nipples. Also like most guys I was hoping that her areolae would be large, dark, and peppered with small hairs. Unfortunately it appears as though Emma Watson has disgusting small pink nipples with ..