Emma Watson Terrorizes The World With Her Flat Ass

Emma Watson committed sexual terrorism against the world at the MTV Movie Awards, when she brazenly flaunted her shapeless, bony, cold English ass to the cameras.

What a perverse sense of justice the United States has when they hold pious men like my cousin Abdar in Guantanamo Bay simply for plotting to blow up a bus, and real terrorists like Emma Watson are allowed to roam free.

Everyone knows that people who ride on public buses are better off dead anyway. It really is a victimless crime. While on the other hand, Emma Watson showing off her completely flat ass offends the senses of millions.

I guess what I am saying is.. Free Abdar! Allahu Akbar!