Emma Watson Joins A Burlesque Show

Emma Watson has always been a “woman of the night”, known for making her living in dark alleys and the backs of beat up station wagons.

However, as can be seen in the video above, now Emma Watson is trying to partake in more legitimate nocturnal pursuits by joining a burlesque show.

It is difficult to say if Emma Watson will be successful as a burlesque dancer, but the smart money would bet against it as it will be hard for her to restrain from offering BJ’s to the customers at $20 a pop, because as the saying goes “a camel can not change her humps”.