Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits Are On The Menu

Model Emily Ratajkowski puts her tits on the menu at a restaurant in the Snapchat video below.

Unfortunately for Emily her boobs don’t look very fresh or remotely appetizing. In fact, the only way us pious Muslims would ever even consider ordering them would be if they were chopped off of her chest with a scimitar and used as serving dishes for a nice hummus or fig jam.

Yes Emily Ratajkowski’s breast meat is one nauseating meal. For the milk inside of them has soured, and they are almost certainly still coated with Ben Affleck’s dried man splooge from Emily’s audition for “Gone Girl”. Not only that but Emily’s table manners are deplorable, for she clearly eats like a pig and acts like vile gutter skank whore during dinner. No doubt you can’t even take a slut like Emily to an Applebee’s without her causing a scene and being a total embarrassment.